Slight, but no lambchop

For some reason I trust a man more if he has some length of sideburns.
The straight in line off the top of the ear doesn't cut it. It's a
sure sign of über straight laced on the outside, deviant on the in.
But if you go into mutton chop territory, you run the risk of
appearing too rebelious.

You never knew it was so complicated did you?

Dan